Hmmm, I guess not.
Once again, He brought coffee and a spanking to the office. I thought I might have been out of it when He said that He had to go. I turned to my computer to start working and then noticed He was still standing there.
"It's Tuesday."
I know that. I never forget these things. And so we got the maintenance on - and a couple of things I should note (if we are being honest):
1. I thought He went light on the number of spanks and I was both relieved and disappointed. (I can never count and am not required to, so I could be wrong.)
2. I welcomed the idea of the slapper that we have, but He wanted His hand. Turns out it smarts a bit too.
3. I would have been disappointed if He hadn't done it. (Take that for what it's worth.)
Thank you, Sir. (A bit begrudgingly.)
Picture Credit to Red Ended Girls.
Relief and disappointment all in one. I've had similar feelings! I usually don't count because I can't concentrate enough to do that unless I'm asked. So, I just go by how much it hurts!
ReplyDeleteI just pictured a hurt meter (like an applause meter), arm swinging up and stopping just past the top... ha ha.
DeleteYes, what is up with the disappointment? I am pretty sure my mom didn't raise me this way. (Evil laugh.)